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spunk monkey

a very fastly generating penis
i was having it one night when i forgot abotu my spunk monkey and i kind of filled her to the brim .
by fag end February 18, 2009
mugGet the spunk monkeymug.

Im about to monkey

when it is hot outside and it’s to the point of exhaustion or likely to cut up/show your ass from the heat
Im about to monkey out here! I almost monkey 3 times today!
mugGet the Im about to monkeymug.

Flat top monkey eyebrows

The embodiment of a fake Italian, otherwise known as a huckster.

These peoples sources of income are highly unknown, yet this group regularly films and uploads videos of themselves drinking flagrantly, and huffing cigar smoke, while enabling their intrusive thoughts to a small fanbase primarily in India. Chanting bizarre things like "Richard Mille" and "watches make a great investment" or "Royal Oak offshore". Run for the hills when coming across such a bizarre creature, as they have a greasy nature and will take all you for all that you have.
"It is truly unimaginable, what these flat top monkey eyebrows have to say"

" Venice and gelato go well together with my oyster perpetual, hopefully my aquanaut holds it's value!"
~Said flat top monkey eyebrows.

"The detriment of the watch market, comes from the lies and lollypop licking fans of silly YouTube channels"

~says the flat top monkey eyebrows.
by ThesSecondaryMarket January 26, 2024
mugGet the Flat top monkey eyebrowsmug.

Monkey

me
by ツダディスニーカー August 26, 2022
mugGet the Monkeymug.

monkey tangle

monkey tangle” is a term used when two african american beings indulge into entercourse of any kind.
white woman to african american man- “want to do a little monkey tangle?”
african american man- “you not my kind”
by Keith Herbenson April 23, 2023
mugGet the monkey tanglemug.

Monkey Tit

1)The hairy aroeola of a japanese monkey.
2)An unshaven Woman with bigger problems than her crabs.
"That girl u woke up with has a really big ass Monkey tit!"
by Jason (aka) STUB July 20, 2004
mugGet the Monkey Titmug.

Monkey

All People
mugGet the Monkeymug.

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