cum swindler

also the verb: to swindle cum. To abscond and/or purloin with bodily fluids from an unsuspecting or oblivious individual, often with an insidious or devious nature. Used colloquially to describe a swingin, promiscuous, or otherwise evil individual.
God damn! That Jasper really is bein' a cum swindler tonite. Cleetis was havin' sex with his sister and that idjit just done in there like a cum swindler! YIIIIHAW!!!!
by Darrell#1 May 16, 2010
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Cum Filled Twinkie

To the vast majority of homosexual males, the cum-filled twink or cum-filled twinkie is a tasty and desirable treat.

There are various male body types and just as many homosexual subgroups who fetishise them. The smooth young muscular twink in a skimpy swimsuit who looks like one of the lifeguards at the pool is one of the most common, although supply of such exquisite creatures is far exceeded by the demand for same.
If I were a single gay male and a cum filled twinkie lad were to sashay into the showers with me, I would drop directly to my knees, suck him right down to his nuts and swallow all of his yummy cream.

No point in letting good, delicious cum go to waste and no point sending away for the cum-filled mug if the fresh product is available on tap..
by bitchuck December 08, 2024
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Midnight Cum Snail

When you have sex earlier in the day, then later that evening some cum runs down your leg.
Sonya had sex with her boyfriend, then later that night she got surprised by the midnight cum snail.
by rainbow_shitshow May 04, 2023
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Cum Shitter

A derogatory slur used to undermine and invalidate predominantly male homosexual relationships and / or Sodomites.
"Hey Cum Shitter! Is it June already?"
by Paul Johnstar June 01, 2024
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Cum-A-Soup

Where one is expected to get their O in 3 or less minutes
I’m not a Cum-A-Soup!”
by em-1345 April 14, 2023
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Cum Juice

1. Another word for semen

2. An insult that means someone who is a whore/prostitute
1.

Person A: I squirted my cum juice all into Sophia's mouth !
Person B: Nice !

2.

Person A: So how was Jessica last night ?
Person B: She was a cum juice
Person A: Oh I'm sorry about that dude
by mrs.buttman March 19, 2018
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Cum juice

20 minutes later after you bust a nut a little bit more comes out
Person 1: Dude i totally just cum juiced
Person 2: sick dude
by Wrxith May 11, 2022
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