When you spend 10 minutes on the toilet pushing cum out your nunny but that hidden extra unexpectedly expels itself at the most inconvenient time
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Get the Carolina Cum Shot mug.When five men position themselves behind a kneeling person and ejaculate over their head to mimic putting a hoodie over her head.
The fellas decided to surprise Becky with a cum hoodie at last nights orgy, she was upset at how much got in her hair.
by The Cumzler March 21, 2024
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Ben: I'm gonna cum!!
Bella: Don't pull out!
Ben: OHHUHHHHHAHHHHHHH (CUMS)
Bella:MMMMMMMMMM (moans)
Ben: I'm done phew.
Bella: I want more!
Ben: oh boy..
Ben: I'm gonna cum!!
Bella: Don't pull out!
Ben: OHHUHHHHHAHHHHHHH (CUMS)
Bella:MMMMMMMMMM (moans)
Ben: I'm done phew.
Bella: I want more!
Ben: oh boy..
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Me: "Oi oi watch this noise" *cums in danish*
My homeboy: Oi that's some mad shit yknow blud
Thot: That jizz bussin bussin no kizzy
My homeboy: Oi that's some mad shit yknow blud
Thot: That jizz bussin bussin no kizzy
by Bored_Zomb November 4, 2021
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Jessie : Did you hear of Stephanie?
Rita : Yeah I heard of that cum bucket!
Jessie : UM, I don't think were talking about the same bitch......
Rita : Are you sure?
Jessie : Well i'm talking about my sister/
Rita : Oh. yeah i'm referring to her. She slept with your boyfriend I thought you knew......
Jessie : ........
Jessie : THAT FUCKING CUM BUCKET GOT MY BOYFRIEND TOO!!!!!!!!
Rita : And...... there she blows.
Rita : Yeah I heard of that cum bucket!
Jessie : UM, I don't think were talking about the same bitch......
Rita : Are you sure?
Jessie : Well i'm talking about my sister/
Rita : Oh. yeah i'm referring to her. She slept with your boyfriend I thought you knew......
Jessie : ........
Jessie : THAT FUCKING CUM BUCKET GOT MY BOYFRIEND TOO!!!!!!!!
Rita : And...... there she blows.
by VioletTheDemonWolf December 20, 2019
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guy 1: “yo bro happy national cum in a pizza day! i just ordered some Little Caesars”
guy 2: “LETS FUCKING GOOO”
guy 2: “LETS FUCKING GOOO”
by salty___ September 21, 2022
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