Penis Shaman

A dude in a van down an alley, sometimes known to frequent sex ed classes, who begs you to pull down your pants and show him your penis. He also has the power to dictate which men's peni have the ability to turn lesbians "correct" (that's what he says) again. New ones show up all the time and no one knows how.

Joe: Hey man, have you seen the penis shaman?
Penis shaman: PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS! I NEED TO SEE YOUR PENIS! SHOW IT TO ME! YOUR PENIS I NEED IT! PENIS PENIS PENIS! GET IN MY VAN! I NEED TO SEE IT! It cannot turn lesbians correct. DON'T PUT IT AWAY! I NEED TO SEE IT!

by greydotcom March 25, 2024

PENIS

A penis, is a living creature that wiggles around in your pants. If you get a boner (Erection) thats FANTASTIC.

OMG LOOK AT HIS MASSIVE PENIS.

by bjhfgsefgxchjvgkhlioytdsrxgchv March 24, 2019

Penis

Lots of men likes penis.

Kasper: Hey Rumle do you love having a penis in your mouth.
Rumle: Gawk Gawk, srrrk puth, Gawk Gawk

by Sut Den Big TIme May 5, 2022

Lil bean penis

My cat bean is a skinny cat and has a lil penis and he is a boy

Lil bean penis lil chip breasts

by Li Goma July 1, 2022

jonathan penis

hes the penis guy

jonathan penis is the penis guy

by deezies November 12, 2023

Penis

A ding dong inbetween them legs.

"Look at her penis."

by Oavfwkabf March 23, 2020

penis

i love to suck it

i love to suck a penis

by weeweerhgmluhgcjulyegfs October 20, 2020