plastic love

The kind of obligatory love you feel to those in your family you would find despicable if you weren't your family members. Usually extended family you have to force a happy demeanor around.

I had an act of plastic love on around my pro-life grandfather.

by Nerida November 5, 2013

love ting

love ting refers to a member of the opposite sex that you have strong feelings for

jason has found himself a long ting

i can't be done with the stress of a love ting blud

by bowdeni June 20, 2004

Chest Love

Making love to somebody's tits with your fieces and then fucking there tits with you cock while your fieces is covering them

Charlie made Chest Love to sydney's almost existent boobs after he took a big dump in between her tits.

by Chance 242424242424 March 4, 2009

Love Curtains

When a girl's piss flaps are so frickin huge they need to be strapped to her thighs for such things as sex, using the toilet and walking in a straight line.

Pete: Dude I tried al fresco sex with my missus yesterday but it was windy and her love curtains slapped me straight in the face!
Riz: You should have tied them down with elastic bands first!

by Andy10215 July 6, 2008

love whistle

See Penis, schlong, or rod of love.

Look at the love whistle on that guy.

by Eat me August 28, 2003

love pies

a group of elite socialites who promote love and devour pies.

i wish i was a love pie.

by leonard nimoy March 16, 2004

llama love

A slender caucasian with an impeccable ass. Very picky, combative and known to give those she loves stink baloney.

Damn, the white bitch Elly is a llama love.

by MikeyMike April 4, 2007