Dogs love me

It isn't hard to get a dog to like you. It just takes a ton of commitment and a ton of treats.

Dogs love me because I feed them, care for them, play with them, attend to their emotional needs, provide support when they are down, spend time with them, get them toys to play with, make kibble time exciting, take them on frequent walks, take them to the outdoor bathroom frequently, give them long belly-scratching sessions, and talk to them frequently.

by Bad C dev March 2, 2021

ur dog is pedophile

ur dog is pedophile is worse than everything!

*sean* ur mom gay
*dean* ur dad lesbian
*sean* inhales
*sean* ur dog is pedophile
*dean* Dies

by DviDoom March 10, 2018

smoke out the dogs

allowing a turd rider (tailgater) to pass you, become the 'point man', zoom out in front attract the police and get the speeding ticket!! (not specific to males!!)
create a diversion to force concealed 'officials' to break cover

i'm going to pull over and let this shit-ass smoke out the dogs

by michael foolsley December 16, 2009

Squished Hot Dog

When you whip your pants down, squish your dick against a window and sometimes take a piss.

My squished hot dog at Bergholz's house was so hot, his mom wanted a taste.

by bergholz October 13, 2008

carolina coon dog

ratchet black people that fight in their local restaurant.

Wow! There's a couple Carolina Coon Dogs fighting in that KFC!

by CaliforniaSoapBucket April 4, 2017

dog food face

Someone that no matter how much weight they lost or how much plastic surgery they had it still wouldn't help.

"Hey Dog Food Face!!! Get your fat @$$ over here, NOW!"

by Conster April 12, 2006

hot dog warrior

To be flamboyant, gay, a lamer or any other derogatory word degenerating their sexual preference.

JoeSB is a hot dog warrior.

by AShatteredGrave September 1, 2003