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dog food face

Someone that no matter how much weight they lost or how much plastic surgery they had it still wouldn't help.
"Hey Dog Food Face!!! Get your fat @$$ over here, NOW!"
by Conster April 12, 2006
mugGet the dog food facemug.

Sly Dog Ninja

when someone runs off to commit perverted acts in secret....
I'll do a Sly Dog ninja and take picture of her nipple while shes asleep
by Han Hogan November 23, 2011
mugGet the Sly Dog Ninjamug.

it's what dogs do

an excuse dog owners use to weasel their way out of taking responsablity for their dog's actions
neighbor: your dog's incessant barking keeps me up all night! please stop leaving it outside!
dog owner: it's what dogs do.

neighbor: your dog keeps getting out of your backyard and shitting on and digging up my lawn! please secure your gate better!
dog owner: it's what dogs do.

neighbor: your dog got out and mauled my 5 year old on his way home from school!
dog owner: it's what dogs do.
by Ameslan June 1, 2017
mugGet the it's what dogs domug.

Puppy-dog gaurding

When playing tag, or another game where there is a 'base' or other type of safe zone, the person 'it' stands outside the zone, waiting for the person to leave so as to tag them.
person1: *runs into base*
person2: *stands outside base waiting for them to try to escape*
person1: Hey! No puppy-dog gaurding!
by LouDogintheVan August 25, 2009
mugGet the Puppy-dog gaurdingmug.

hot dog warrior

To be flamboyant, gay, a lamer or any other derogatory word degenerating their sexual preference.
JoeSB is a hot dog warrior.
by AShatteredGrave September 1, 2003
mugGet the hot dog warriormug.

smoke out the dogs

allowing a turd rider (tailgater) to pass you, become the 'point man', zoom out in front attract the police and get the speeding ticket!! (not specific to males!!)
create a diversion to force concealed 'officials' to break cover
i'm going to pull over and let this shit-ass smoke out the dogs
by michael foolsley December 16, 2009
mugGet the smoke out the dogsmug.

Squished Hot Dog

When you whip your pants down, squish your dick against a window and sometimes take a piss.
My squished hot dog at Bergholz's house was so hot, his mom wanted a taste.
by bergholz October 13, 2008
mugGet the Squished Hot Dogmug.

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