tractor dick

When you have a tiny penis so you tie a rope around your small cock and drive forward enlarging your small embarrassing cock

Man my dick i so small i think i need tractor dick

by Liamcoultas1 October 26, 2017

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paintbrush dick

A "paintbrush dick" is a semi-erect penis. Not hard enough to insert, instead bends like a paintbrush. I first heard it on Jim Norton's "Mouth Full of Shame" special.

He was so drunk last night all I got was paintbrush dick.

by Unchbo March 20, 2017

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spinach dick

When you down a can of spinach and your dick grows to the same size as Popeye's muscles.

"Dude, I couldn't get it up last night, so I acted like Popeye and got spinach dick. "

by Pliniomonkey March 27, 2017

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dick x

When 5 pirates gather in a circle and dig up the treasure under a marked "X"

Did you see the pirates uncovered booty using Dick X method

by Cxiii March 28, 2017

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A term widely used in a group of 6 crazy fuckers in liberal California to describe some one or a situation. Can be used as a disrespectful term and strangely enough a term of endearment. Basically can replace or be used as a verb, noun, adjective.

I got a YAK DICK mother fucker.

Look at that yak dick.

Holy fucking yak dick did you see the cum dumpster on that bitch.

I feel like yak dick, cant work today.

Fletcher toe looks like a yak dick smashed it.

Jordan's yak dick truck is loud as fuck.

Cody told them yak dick boots to suck it up.

Justin broke his yak dick jerking off to German fetish porn again.

by OVKK April 7, 2017

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Dicks-lexic

The misinterpretation of the size of a man's member in an image sent via text message or email, with the misinterpretation being that the member is thought to be smaller or larger than the actual size of the organ.

Dude, I got Dicks-lexic when he sent me that dick pic, it's smaller than it looks.

by Angel_in_AZ May 7, 2017

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