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I always marveled at men's ability to cruise a room, mark their prey, and return to the bar with an introduction. He was a Chicken Hawk master. As his straight wing man, I was like flypaper. I casually sat at the gay bar and waited for the smoking hot girls to saddle up to the bar for water, and they started talking to me. They had no defence shield, resistance is futile.
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