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Steve's lava chicken 

steve's restaurant that servers chicken cooked in hot lava
My bad bro i am late because i was eating Steve's lava chicken.
Steve's lava chicken by kgfh321 April 13, 2025

Steve's lava chicken 

la-la-la lava, chi-chi-chi chicken. STEEEEEEEVE'S LAVA CHICKEN, yeah its tasty as hell. OOOOOOhhhh mamacita now your rigging the bell. Crispy and juicy now your havin' a snack. OOOOOh super spicy is a LAVA ATTAAAAAAAACK!!!
steve's lava chicken is tasty as hell

Steve’s Lava Chicken 

A type of chicken served at Steve’s lava chicken shop. It is cooked in hot lava and has a crispy, juicy, taste. It’s super spicy and it’s a lava attack.
L-l-l-lava, ch-ch-ch-chicken
Steve’s lava chicken yeah it’s tasty as hell
Ohh mamacita now your ringing the bell
Crispy and juicy now your having a snack
Oh super spicy it’s a lava attack.

Making the chicken cry 

Making the chicken cry is the result of choking your chicken so much it cries from the pain of being beaten up so much. It's a family friendly way of saying "Ambatukam"
Making the chicken cry cum, piss, or both is the result of Choking the Chicken.

like a chicken voting for the Kentucky colonel 

A voter supporting a candidate who will only do that voter (or others like them) harm once elected.

A chicken voting for Colonel Sanders might have made sense initially... the chicken is housed and fed. In the long run, the chicken is slaughtered, butchered, cooked and eaten.
Someone like Caitlin Jenner, a trans woman, voting to support a MAGA candidate is a prime example that looks like a chicken voting for the Kentucky colonel.

An analogous concept would be voting for the Leopards Eating Faces party and then acting shocked when the leopard eats *your* face. Why do people (or chickens) do this?

Doony woony chicken McNuggets

The man the myth the legend Art “The Fart” Doon. Expressed in formal etiquette as Doony Woony chicken McNuggets
Doony woony chicken McNuggets is a top 5