Cum

A funny white goop that starts to come out of boys from the ages 12-15, don't go too deep into the urban dictionary with this word, because you will get an inevitable huge-ass boner

Jack: Did you know that I started cumming?
Dereck: Nice bro!

by Pipopaido2 March 5, 2022

Revenge cum

After breaking up with a partner, you have sex with them, finish on them and leave immediately.

I revenge cummed on her

by Reece The Poet March 5, 2022

Cum Cauldron

When you ejacujate inside of a females vagina and make her do a handstand with her legs spread at a 90° angle so the semen stays in her vaginal canal like a bucket of milk from Minecraft

Betty: He made me his cum cauldron last night
Jorge: I made her chug my babyjuice with her stanky cooche iykwim

by dingdong43 August 12, 2021

Cum

What my girlfriend is doing right now

I made my girlfriend cum.

by Cuuuuummmmm August 15, 2021

Cum nugget

Someone that is a straight up piece of shit. A solid, slimy nugget of cum.

"Fuck you Richard, you're a straight up cum nugget."

by John_is_not_a_homophobe August 17, 2021

cum racist

a bad politician,

omg, Ted Cruz is such a cum racist

by The notorious ant August 18, 2021

brady cummings

A soulless immortal creature. Considered a wonder of the modern world. Still unexplained by science.

Scientist are still unsure what makes up the approximately 300Ib of Brady Cummings. It is theorized he is made up mostly of dark matter along with other materials and minerals found only in the un-observable universe.

by Anonymousscientist21 August 19, 2021