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red kelpie

A cheap dark rum, brewed in the darkest of kelpie kennels, some say that once you've been bit by the kelpie, you're never the same again
I had some red kelpie last night and woke up naked and not knowing what I did last night
by red kelpie October 2, 2014
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red stranger

Jakes wife made him do the red stranger
by Streensley December 17, 2020
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Ruby Red Squirt

When a woman is squirting and prolapsing simultaneously.
“Damn! That girl really knows how to pull off a Ruby Red Squirt!”
by Mr. Mize April 8, 2021
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the prophet of red bull

The prophet of the red bull

A woman alone at night

Tired and sad the only thing keeping her alive is the threat of her girlfriends death
And

RED BULL

She would lay down her live for red bull

For redbull is the bringer of good the delivery of happiness the heroes of sleepy the winner of the battle of red bull or monster

Red bull is her god

Drink the blood of the red bull god in the crack house by the commons

Eat the meat of the red bull god

We shall rise

Red Bull will rise

If you go against the rule of red bull you will bath in the glorieuse juices until you are pure

Sin in the name of red bull

Never be quite yell only nonsense

Confuse and distract others

Insult the god and be thrown into the fighting pit for ever

______________________________________________________
THE PROPHECY

On night cold and dark

The wind will blow strong and the rain will pour

Rain? No red bull

The sun will raise
Sun? No red bull

The water will run to high

Water? No red bull

_____________________________________________________

If you want to be safe from the day of redbull

Join us

Save a spot in red heaven for yourself
JOIN US IN THE LIGHT OF RED BULL

JOIN THE PROPHET OF RED BULL
by fuckingUSERNAME August 2, 2023
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Red creek

Red creek don’t get me started on this shit bruh
Red creek is full of red neck racists,white kids trying to be gangsters,coke addicts and rapists.
If you were to go to red creek you’d smell instantly weed and see crackheads walking around.People smoking behind the pit stop every week, not to mention someone killed someone here.Red creek school is a joke too you got girls barking at people and bomb threats.People that look like school shooters.If you were to go in the bathroom you’d see a group hitting vapes and shit and they ask if you got Nic every second.some dumbasses do that shit in class bruh.There’s no air conditioning and it smells like piss.There’s fights every week.Fuck red creek
by Your.moms.dildo December 2, 2021
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Red crown

The Red crown is something that people might say when talking about someone, someone who is in control, a manipulator, or a ruler. For example:
"Their such a manipulator.. like their wearing the Red crown! Right?"

"Yeah!"
by Viilambburr December 20, 2022
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