Comrade Red

Also known as Commander Red. The original commander and creator of the Red Ribbon Army, he is very short. He is thought to have wanted to Dragon Balls to wish for world domination, but what he really wanted was to be taller. He hated to be around people taller than him and was always bullied when he was a kid. When Black found out about his goal, he killed him and took control of the army.

Gero: I am still developing the new weapons you requested Comrade Red.

Comrade Red: Excellent! (rubs hands and grins)

by Shadyshadowmoon March 27, 2019

Red Willey

A wet willey, but instead of saliva a girl whos aunt flow is in town fingers her self, and used the blood on her finger to do a wet willey to an unsuspecting man or women by sticking her finger in their ear

Phoenix “Have you seen Beckett today” Charlotte “YEAH!, I gave him a red willey”
Pheonix “oh... ok”

by Definitely not Zee January 12, 2019

Red Lobster

Red Lobster is a rich man with connections with red skin and lots of the money.

Red Lobster: hey white boy you need mooney
white boy : im all about that free mooney
Red Lobster: i got theee conections boy

by giferta February 8, 2017

red nose flight

a flight taken on christmas eve in order to get home for christmas morning.

i waited till the last minute to buy my flight home for christmas, so i've gotta take a red nose flight in order to get there in time to open presents.

by mrs. steele July 2, 2010

Feisty Little Red Head

The name of a red head who loves to fight with anyone they meet but the only reason they do this is because they are deeply suicidal.

"You're such a feisty little Red Head"

by The Best Franko Ever May 17, 2017

!RED

Do you even know red is that even a good name?

Those are words spoken by this angelic force, there are only two types of people in this world: !RED lovers or fake ass mfs.

!RED

by REZE !!! March 24, 2022

Please Call Me Red Scarf

Subreddit run by the partially communist eris where people can't decide if they are maoists or khruschevists

is Please Call Me Red Scarf actually communist?

by anonymouse134 February 6, 2021