Half a cup of Jack Daniels

How to know when you're serious about your drinking.

Measure your booze by cups not ounces.

Half a cup of Jack Daniels:

For this recipe you need Half a cup of Jack Daniel's.

If you don't have Jack Daniels you can substitute three quarters of a cup of Jim Beam.

Half a cup of Jack Daniels by Cowboy682 March 19, 2026

Schrodinger's Jack

Falling for "shaanbait" but pretending you didn't fall for it but it's clearly obvious they did. This makes them become viewed as "Schrodinger's Jack"

Person 1 (Tony): Mate, Wundt's introspection has the processes of Sensations and "ovachevs" (the rage bait source)
Person 2 (Massey): Bro no it's perceptions are you stupid?
Tony: Lol bro fell for the shaanbait
Person 2 (Massey) has therefore become Schrodinger's Jack

Schrodinger's Jack by Davis Thaps May 17, 2026

people that need to collect jack 

liam

people that need to collect jack.

Liam needs to collect jack from under moms bed.

people that need to collect jack by waitwhatwhosthis October 28, 2018

Sir lima bean leam the cat and jack russell ambassador of Toryville 

A corrupt, dictating tyrant who is bad tempered and easily annoyed but you can't help yourself from annoying him nonetheless

Sir lima bean leam the cat and jack russell ambassador of Toryville is a deviant and manipulative head boy and with regards of vengeance we should annoy him

Sir lima bean leam the cat and jack russell ambassador of Toryville by Genious Masterminded person January 2, 2021

stay away from those oranges jack

a silly ahh video about a guy saying stay away from those oranges jack and then swinging his penis and then showing his ass to the screen and farting

yo bro have you seen the stay away from those oranges jack video

stay away from those oranges jack by palo da bean November 12, 2023

Stop processing my win in black jack as a loss, you pussy drawist. 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Stop processing my win in black jack as a loss, you pussy drawist.

Stop processing my win in black jack as a loss, you pussy drawist. by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025

Odin Had Hercules Killed By Jack The Ripper 

Odin Had Hercules Killed By Jack The Ripper

Odin Had Hercules Killed By Jack The Ripper

Odin Had Hercules Killed By Jack The Ripper by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025