by JawbreakerX May 6, 2022
Get the Anyone down for jackbox? mug.Noun: a therapeutic act of penetrative intercourse in which the penetrating male assumes a physical position dominant enough to render his partner completely immobile, typically taking the over position in an over/under horizontal configuration ambiguous enough to initially suggest nothing more than an intention to cuddle, but eventually building to a fucking so goddamn hard and so goddamn good for so goddamn long that the penetrated partner – through a process similar to the churning of butter – is broken down into paste, then ash, and finally dust, before being reborn as an all-new, happier, healthier, much less mouthy version of who they had been prior to the dick down. (The shout of "Hallelujah, Jesus!" that traditionally concludes a dick down has led some scholars to suggest a possible link to what is referred to in some circles as "receiving the holy spirit," some going so far as to suggest that they are, in fact, one and the same event, the latter simply reflecting a more polite way to refer to the former in the presence of children.)
"You know what that mouthy little B needs, don't you?"
"Yes, mama. To receive the holy spirit."
"Don't you DARE use that language in my house! What that little B needs is a five-hour dick down, that's what that little B needs!"
"Yes, mama."
"Well what are you standing here for, then? GO DICK THAT LITTLE B DOWN! And pick me up a bottle of Pepsi on your way back. Did I say five hours? Two is fine. The small bottle, not the jug. And regular Pepsi, none of the other crazy ones. Pepsi has lost its G-D mind.
BOY, I SAID GO!"
"Yes, mama. To receive the holy spirit."
"Don't you DARE use that language in my house! What that little B needs is a five-hour dick down, that's what that little B needs!"
"Yes, mama."
"Well what are you standing here for, then? GO DICK THAT LITTLE B DOWN! And pick me up a bottle of Pepsi on your way back. Did I say five hours? Two is fine. The small bottle, not the jug. And regular Pepsi, none of the other crazy ones. Pepsi has lost its G-D mind.
BOY, I SAID GO!"
by gwillikrz May 7, 2022
Get the dick down mug.-So basically down dreadful mean when you can’t save someone he at a next level of (down bad) and more down than (down horrendous) but in case that’s same as down bad
sentence 1: This mofo is godamn dd (down dreadful) he litteraly makin an incest joke’s nobody was laughing and he (add sauce)/he was to step up the joke, he was down dreadful this day.
sentence 2: An example: from (neon genesis evangelion) when shinji enter in the -Room- he was dd as hell!
sentence 2: An example: from (neon genesis evangelion) when shinji enter in the -Room- he was dd as hell!
by whoDFQami May 9, 2022
Get the Down Dreadful mug.Blonde, blue eyed, categorically conservative.
He has lots of materialistic items worth silly money, but it doesn’t count as he got them as “Christmas presents”. He has few requirements in life, the importance of which falls in this order, sex, items personalised with his initials, no responsibility.
He has lots of materialistic items worth silly money, but it doesn’t count as he got them as “Christmas presents”. He has few requirements in life, the importance of which falls in this order, sex, items personalised with his initials, no responsibility.
Man: hey Will your car just got stolen!
Will Downes: doesn’t matter I’ll just get another, plus I need to go shag
Man: but how can you afford another!
Will Downes: I don’t know about costs I just get things for Christmas *laughs in single child*
Will Downes: doesn’t matter I’ll just get another, plus I need to go shag
Man: but how can you afford another!
Will Downes: I don’t know about costs I just get things for Christmas *laughs in single child*
by Pearson TearArse May 9, 2022
Get the Will Downes mug.A statement characterizing a form of kink, where the speaker has a desire to receive anal sex via a strap on from their romantic partners lover, whilst also performing vaginal sex on their romantic partner, whether via strap on or appendage.
by Cloggeduplikeagarbagechute September 14, 2022
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The man must install a pulley system operated by a third party. He is then lowered into the woman who is position and ready to receive him while in a handstand. During his decent, he must grab her ankles and bend her knees. While he is successfully in her, she must walk on both hands for the entire duration of intercourse.
The man must install a pulley system operated by a third party. He is then lowered into the woman who is position and ready to receive him while in a handstand. During his decent, he must grab her ankles and bend her knees. While he is successfully in her, she must walk on both hands for the entire duration of intercourse.
by RebeccaNewman September 16, 2022
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Twitch chat: Lucario is D OMEGALUL wn bad (Down bad in Twitch emotes)
Twitch chat: Lucario is D OMEGALUL wn bad (Down bad in Twitch emotes)
by not Sesi September 17, 2022
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