Monkey Moment

A short period of time where all logical, common sensical, and reasonable thinking ceases to exist.

Elijah: says to officer who pulled him over* You're the same cop who pulled me over last time!
Officer: *looks at Elijah like he's retarded*
Dylan: You know, I really thought he might have just let us off with a warning until you said the stupidest shit I've ever heard you say
Elijah: Sorry, I just had a Monkey Moment

by euheuc January 2, 2023

monkey

an animal from a jungle

“the monkey loves to climb”

by yxshlol#0943 January 4, 2023

Chunky Monkey

Another name you can nickname your girlfriend. Means cutie in a fun way.

Hey Chunky Monkey, where we going today?

by Ghosttl3at January 4, 2023

Brick Monkey

A type of person involved with the throwing of bricks at windows.

Don't talk to Darnell anymore, he got caught being a brick monkey,

by Brick Monkey January 5, 2023

sea monkey

a stupid sounding person or if someone has a bad stutter.

" he was such a sea monkey when he spoke"

by rickadoi January 13, 2023

Hair of the monkey

A beer that is drank in the morning after heavy drinking to cure a beer induced hangover.

You ever wake up from camping hungover from beer, so you take a hair of the monkey and you're in the clear

by Ceresann November 26, 2023

monkey

A monkey is a species that has lived on this earth for many years and they still roam around growing in population every day.

I found a monkey in my backyard yesterday it tried to take my watermelon

by monkeyman1233 November 29, 2023