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When you and your work partner are riding in the same vehicle nude & on ones lap, you then insert said meat stick into partners rear side while heading to the lower lot looking for the most destructive pothole and gun it. Once the pothole is hit your partners rectum clinches so hard it leaves a bruise around the top of your meat stick and you end up chumming like a volcano that has not erupted in 269 years
Hey Stan, would you like to go do the new Stanton lower lot pothole pucker with me since we have some free down time. Gus is more than happy to teach Stan the beloved new Stanton lower lot pothole pucker!
by Scooter Tooter February 11, 2025
mugGet the New Stanton Lower lot pothole puckermug.

News Skirt

Noun.

A female propagandist who attempts to make her statements seem more believable through an attractive appearance.
Turn the TV off, the news skirt is lying to use again.
by Bobb6 November 8, 2021
mugGet the News Skirtmug.
NH women’s first round test for estimating national public approval of select prospective sexual partners. Using mass media to share your oral event, your partner goes down town rounding third base with a hands-on demonstration while you debate the best approaches to meeting all of the needs of your cuntry. A popular vote ensures that the incumbent moves on to a second round, so that they can officially Iowa cock-us.
Joe- Have you been watching Becky’s New Hampshire Primary Erection? You can tell she’s wicked excited about the whole thing.

Stephanie- Yeah! I love how liberally the first candidate gives..

Joe- give Becky an inch and she’ll take a mile though…

Stephanie - it’s still noble how much he focuses on cummunity. Some say he’s thrusting himself into the spotlight, but I like it. Naw’mean?
by BeckyJean 603 August 4, 2022
mugGet the New Hampshire Primary Erectionmug.

New Zealand

Where LOTR was filmed
Hey, where's New Zealand?
IDK, either in the South Pacific or somewhere in Middle Earth
by Legolas_is_a_goat_PJO1738 February 12, 2017
mugGet the New Zealandmug.
This is normally written in a leaving card, birthday card, scratched onto the side of a car.._
It is actually an insult! Take a look and have a think..
Cunt of a boss getting his/her leaving card in which Jonny wrote ‘Wisdom And New Knowledge Equals Results!’
Cuntboss: wow Jonny, I love what you wrote in my card!
Jonny: WANKER!
by WiTnERE September 30, 2020
mugGet the Wisdom And New Knowledge Equals Resultsmug.

new potato

Someone who recently acquired great wealth. Usually a younger person who then spends it in extravagant and irresponsible ways. A new potato commonly has a very arrogant attitude and thinks they are way cooler than everyone else. Tends to have a very fragile ego
Look at that new potato over there in his Lambo. Walks around like he's the most important person around here. He doesn't even know how to drive it
by asdfy1234567890 August 26, 2022
mugGet the new potatomug.

New York Cigarette

A term used to describe the act of oral sex of a male in public, typically in a dark alleyway or behind the nearest dumpster. The term is often used by American tourists in foreign countries.
Random person: 'hey could I steal a cigarette?'

American tourist: 'sure, but have you ever had a New York cigarette?'
by YabbaDabbaDooToo January 21, 2018
mugGet the New York Cigarettemug.

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