Tesla Cat

A very lazy thing that sleeps all the time. Only gets up to eat and poop. (It is allergic to drip especially dripy hats) (Looks like a cow)

Aw man tesla cat woke up for something that isnt eating?

by bigfatratcat August 3, 2021

Cat

kitty kitty cat cat cat kitty meow meow

meow meow cat

by Vincentdude December 16, 2023

Cat

THE ABSOLUTE BEST THING IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE!!! {cute and soft}

I got a new cat

by J the denki fan May 16, 2021

Cat

An alien, has four legs, a long tail, and can teleport with ease. It can do anything for it is an all powerful creature, but is too lazy to.

The cat wants some shit but I don't know what! Help!

by coffeybeegood March 15, 2019

Cat

for the most part loveable and generous animal but there know to come off as aggressive and rude sometimes. Cats can come in any shape and size and sometimes they have no fur 'the sphnyx cat'. They are usually a house hold pet. And dogs tend to not like them so you might wanna live with only one of the animals. If your thinking about getting one you need to be prepared for that.

My cat is brown and white

by ElizaJane25 March 25, 2017

Shoot a cat

Slang for ordering shitty Chinese food

I'm gonna go shoot a cat

by They're watching us September 14, 2019

cat

A cat is a cute furry animal that lives in the sea in a house shaped as a carrot. They like to eat cheese and jellyfish with their Pepsi max for dinner. They don't care about others and only care about themselves and their food. They are fluffy and cute but they are also very mean and will scratch you if you go near them.

LUCIE: "hey Flo, your CAT is in my back garden!"
FLO: "sorry. he must be on his vacation away from home!"

by hi_itsflo May 6, 2020