little shits raised by millennials that can't critically think for shit or have any social awareness.
often seen in restaurants blasting stupid fucking memes like skibidi toilet with no regard for anyone around them because their entire world revolves around the sticky, fingerprint-covered ipad.
if you try to take away the iPad they will start screaming and crying as if you just chopped off one of their limbs.
avoid them at all costs or else you risk irreparable ear-bleeds and brain damage as well as contracting whatever deadly diseases are brewing on the screen of their ipads.
they will never develop skills to thrive in boredom or think creatively because they have been taught whenever they don't know what to think about, their brains can be stimulated by loud and obnoxious tiktoks and youtube shorts.
often seen in restaurants blasting stupid fucking memes like skibidi toilet with no regard for anyone around them because their entire world revolves around the sticky, fingerprint-covered ipad.
if you try to take away the iPad they will start screaming and crying as if you just chopped off one of their limbs.
avoid them at all costs or else you risk irreparable ear-bleeds and brain damage as well as contracting whatever deadly diseases are brewing on the screen of their ipads.
they will never develop skills to thrive in boredom or think creatively because they have been taught whenever they don't know what to think about, their brains can be stimulated by loud and obnoxious tiktoks and youtube shorts.
iPad Kid: SKIBIDI TOILET I WANT MY IPAD NOW
Millenial Parent: Sure honey you can have as much unsupervised and unlimited screen time as you want! You're so cute!
7th Grade Teacher: Why do not of my students know basic grammar or english? They are operating at a 3rd grade level.
School Psychologist: They're iPad kids, all raised on technology and unable to use their brain independently.
Millenial Parent: Sure honey you can have as much unsupervised and unlimited screen time as you want! You're so cute!
7th Grade Teacher: Why do not of my students know basic grammar or english? They are operating at a 3rd grade level.
School Psychologist: They're iPad kids, all raised on technology and unable to use their brain independently.
by aflashofthelightning November 20, 2023
by allthecheesesticks March 19, 2022
A child likely between the ages of 4-7 who have an iPad with Cheeto dust with soda or juice stainscovered on it , and camp on Roblox games like Jailbreak, Mad City, etc, They don’t go places, They go ballistic when the iPad gets taken away, they are socially deprived, they don’t touch grass, they watch CocoMelon on blast, they have the volume up all the way, and they cough LOUD AF.
iPAD KiDS RUIN JAILBREAK BY CAMPING.
Bro my sister is an iPad kid.
Man I was at Walmart and I heard an iPad kid throw a tantrum cause the mom had to take her phone away to pay with her phone.
Bro iPad kids need to stop green-screening my videos dawg.
What is up with iPad kids and Skibidi Toilet?
Bro my sister is an iPad kid.
Man I was at Walmart and I heard an iPad kid throw a tantrum cause the mom had to take her phone away to pay with her phone.
Bro iPad kids need to stop green-screening my videos dawg.
What is up with iPad kids and Skibidi Toilet?
by Shæt March 29, 2024
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by tavvvvvvvv March 22, 2022
Someone who can not eat without watching a video in the background. This creature typically will believe he is in fact not a iPad kid. Use caution when confronted by one.
by TDSanta July 06, 2022
A dangerous disease which infects small children typically between the ages of two and ten. Symptoms include brain rot, lack of situational awareness, loud voice, and disgusting habits.
An iPad Kid is created after giving and iPad to an offspring immediately after exiting the womb. It is typically done to avoid raising the child or to distract from the divorce. Once the child reaches the age of four, the disease develops more symptoms which can manifest in a few ways. Inability to look away from iPad. Eats while watching YouTube at full volume alone or with company. Lack of motor skills. Restricted diet.
Signs of an iPad Kid:
-iPad/tablet with the child at all times. It will typically be encased in a comically large protective case, however will still somehow be cracked. It will have gunk (snot, boogers, feces, etc.) coating half the screen.
-Inability to consume anything other than dino nuggets, mac & cheese, or ice cream.
-upon removal of their iPad, they will immediately begin screaming & crying.
-Extreme stupidity; kindergarten dropout.
Upon witnessing any of these symptoms, please remain a safe distance away to avoid the pathogen.
An iPad Kid is created after giving and iPad to an offspring immediately after exiting the womb. It is typically done to avoid raising the child or to distract from the divorce. Once the child reaches the age of four, the disease develops more symptoms which can manifest in a few ways. Inability to look away from iPad. Eats while watching YouTube at full volume alone or with company. Lack of motor skills. Restricted diet.
Signs of an iPad Kid:
-iPad/tablet with the child at all times. It will typically be encased in a comically large protective case, however will still somehow be cracked. It will have gunk (snot, boogers, feces, etc.) coating half the screen.
-Inability to consume anything other than dino nuggets, mac & cheese, or ice cream.
-upon removal of their iPad, they will immediately begin screaming & crying.
-Extreme stupidity; kindergarten dropout.
Upon witnessing any of these symptoms, please remain a safe distance away to avoid the pathogen.
Billy is an iPad Kid.
by trutherfr June 03, 2024