New tech

Something that doesnt deserve to exist.

Me: BRO this new tech sucks ASS man!

Bobby: Can agree with you man.

by PencilBuzz June 26, 2022

Rat Stoppers News

A company that interviews people in Boronia West Primary School who say "shut up" and fight.

Rat Stoppers News is reporting on the ouija board!

by Boronia West PS Boys Toilets August 24, 2022

Roach News Network

Roach News Network is a news source that covers a wide range of topics including
-politics
-controversial people
-conspiracy's
-random topics
It's CEO Asmongold is fair and try to see both sides of an argument although his bias sometimes gets in the way he is still right 95% of the time

Person1: Roach News Network is the only trustworthy news source

Person2: no you're just retarded

Person1: at least i don't doomscroll reddit all day unlike you

by hell's playwright Louis January 28, 2025

Part time new yorker

A part time new yorker is someone who lives in NJ or CT but commutes to work in NYC.

"yea im part time new yorker I dont wanna pay the insane rent here, id rather just commute"

by kumquatually August 31, 2025

New Mexkittens

People from New Mexico our New Mexkittens.

I was just in New Mexico and realized all the people are New Mexkittens!

by Jkooking June 9, 2018

Painted trim in the new bedroom

The act of rubbing one's clitoris for sexual pleasure.

Yeah I was waiting and nothing happened so I painted trim in the new bedroom

by SweaterYamsAreMyJam September 2, 2022

NEW RICHMOND JELLYFISH

A used condom floating in the Ohio River.

I was in Knee boarding and had a New Richmond Jellyfish stuck to my leg.

-C. Bowman

by Kd84 April 7, 2025