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New Word

When you're completely out of original ideas.
"How can I make the funniest Urban Dictionary definition?"
"How about New Word?"
"That's the stupidest idea I have ever heard of!"
by Xx_RobloxPussySlayer69420_xX November 21, 2017
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New Jersey Hamster

When you stick your finger in your partners asshole and let that little rasscle wrestle in their asshole.
by Tim Gates December 12, 2018
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Manor new tech

If you want a fake friend be sure to apply, but remember Manor New tech only accepts 60 students from each sho!
by Newtechculture June 15, 2018
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New England Double Down

When you have a cold and buy both Ny-Quil and Day-Quil. You drink the Ny-Quil, sleep for ten hours, wake up and accidentally drink more Ny-Quil instead of Day-Quil.
I pulled a New England Double Down on Friday morning and didn't wake up again until Saturday night!
by RSE Thellin March 3, 2011
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fuck a new cunt up

DAD IVE BOST ME NEW BIKE"YOW'D FUCK A NEW CUNT UP"
by Thatchers and Black December 9, 2020
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new jersey adult

Like Disney adults in the sense that you will find them either living at Disney or not living at Disney. New Jersey adults will graduate high school and get tf out of the state, go to college in another state for 4 years, then graduate and get a job in another state or travel to other countries, then get married and bring their spouse who’s either from New Jersey or elsewhere back to the Jersey suburbs so that the next generation will repeat the cycle.
Conversation starts at the University of Arizona

Bro 1: “Where you from bro?”
Bro 2: “New Jersey.”
Bro 1: “There’s so many people here from New Jersey.”
Bro 2: “Yeah bro, New Jersey adults are a real thing.”
by Ty 722001 September 4, 2025
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New Mexican troubadour

Driver gives the passenger a blowjob starting in new Mexico, while passenger holds steering wheel. all while Blasting George strait and seeing if you can make it to Amarillo by morning.
Bro your mom gave me a New Mexican troubadour while you were asleep in the back seat. I didn’t even know she liked George straight.
by Buzzkill89 June 22, 2025
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