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dick down

Noun: a therapeutic act of penetrative intercourse in which the penetrating male assumes a physical position dominant enough to render his partner completely immobile, typically taking the over position in an over/under horizontal configuration ambiguous enough to initially suggest nothing more than an intention to cuddle, but eventually building to a fucking so goddamn hard and so goddamn good for so goddamn long that the penetrated partner – through a process similar to the churning of butter – is broken down into paste, then ash, and finally dust, before being reborn as an all-new, happier, healthier, much less mouthy version of who they had been prior to the dick down. (The shout of "Hallelujah, Jesus!" that traditionally concludes a dick down has led some scholars to suggest a possible link to what is referred to in some circles as "receiving the holy spirit," some going so far as to suggest that they are, in fact, one and the same event, the latter simply reflecting a more polite way to refer to the former in the presence of children.)
"You know what that mouthy little B needs, don't you?"

"Yes, mama. To receive the holy spirit."

"Don't you DARE use that language in my house! What that little B needs is a five-hour dick down, that's what that little B needs!"

"Yes, mama."

"Well what are you standing here for, then? GO DICK THAT LITTLE B DOWN! And pick me up a bottle of Pepsi on your way back. Did I say five hours? Two is fine. The small bottle, not the jug. And regular Pepsi, none of the other crazy ones. Pepsi has lost its G-D mind.

BOY, I SAID GO!"
by gwillikrz May 7, 2022
mugGet the dick downmug.

Turbo-Downs

"Roma victor lol, Decrypted has the roachiest small pay pay. I don't just have downs, I have Turbo-Downs"
by imjustanalt November 25, 2017
mugGet the Turbo-Downsmug.

Down Dicky

by ayylmaolololololol August 9, 2021
mugGet the Down Dickymug.

Buss-Down Jonesy

To have a sexy ass nigga bounce up and down with that maximum jiggle-jiggle. Only for the homies tho, for actually twerking for random ass niggas is gay as fuck my guy. To buss-down jonesy is to twerk (t-w-ehr-ck) in front of your homies and give them a real good treat that will leave em' drooling over you. Proceed with caution, the Buss-Down Jonesy is so hot that unprepared homosexual gay men can suffer side effects, such as cardiac arrest, heart failure, heart attacks, and diabeetees.
HELL YEAH NIGGA HIT THAT BUSS-DOWN JONESY!!!
by fghcvkbjlh;hgfdsajghdkhjl October 14, 2022
mugGet the Buss-Down Jonesymug.

Down Jobadini

Een staat waarin je je bevindt wanneer je alle dating apps hebt gedownload en geen een van de apps je een match oplevert.
He still got no matches, he truly is down jobadini
by Commando Jo Jo January 10, 2021
mugGet the Down Jobadinimug.

lay down a log

yeah ill be right back mate just gotta lay down a log
by bobbyjonas January 7, 2016
mugGet the lay down a logmug.

Carl Down

Finance Douche: Carl Down
The other guy: I can't hear you, can you come out of the closet?
by Haterz13579 August 31, 2016
mugGet the Carl Downmug.

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