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cat slap

The generally unwarranted action in which a woman's vagina is subjected to corporeal punishment
My boyfriend just fucking cat slapped me and idk why he thinks it's funny.....
by Morgan Witt June 29, 2023
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cat explosion

When the cats in your house knock something down and break it, making them scared and scatter
"That cat explosion last night sounded like a stampede"
by Dashisback April 20, 2018
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cat pan

An oversized woman the manages at a fast food and loves her cats. She has at least 80 cats and wreaks of cat litter. She also has oversized parachute pants with a very elastic waist band that she loves to stretch in front of her employees. Exposing her F.U.P.A without any cares.
She is such a cat pan! All she does is eat and talk to her shanal bead all night. Plus, she smells like a bunch of cats shit on her while she slept.
by McBigBooty January 27, 2020
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Sage the Fatass Cat

A very fat cat who lays on his ass on the floor and meows when he wants his dumbass treats
Sage: “Meow!”

Mom: “I ALREADY GAVE YOU TREATS!”

Sage: “Meow!!!!!”

Mom: “I’m going to disown Sage the Fatass Cat”
by Jollikush Lawnmower July 25, 2018
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Cats on a bicycle

manny carlanders passion, they go in the first grade. Then the second grade. Then the third grade but it takes only one grade. Falkhallen
We gon keep on reping Cats on a bicycle
by Thundersquirt September 1, 2025
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Cat

100% genuine asshole. Will claw your feet and arms.
You have a cat? Good luck.
by DeathWishCN August 22, 2023
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