get this monkey off my back

to break a bad habit, especially about taking drugs

I go through about 30 cigarettes every day! I have to get this monkey off my back! Otherwise, I will ruin my health completely

by devilmaycareq18 February 29, 2016

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can i get some robux

something i say on a daily basis to my dad but he says no bc hes broke
i need my robux to pay for my condo gamepasses

me: can i get some robux?
my dad: no fuck off u skank

by bigbussywarts March 8, 2022

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Garfield Gets Real: The Game (DS)

The worst video game adaptation of a movie ever made, even for a direct to DVD animated Garfield movie that was already mediocre to begin with. In fact, this is one of the worst games ever.

Person 1: Today, I'm going to play Garfield Gets Real: The Game (DS).
Person 2: That game sucks utter balls. Especially the difficult studio level, where landing on a swing launches Garfield into space and making a mistake forces you to start the whole level again.

by CrazyCockatoo2003 December 22, 2020

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WHY CANT I GET A BONER

I can’t get a fucking boner and I’m pissed

IM TRYING TO JACK OFF BUT MY PENIS WONT COMMIT TO IT WHY CANT I GET A BONER WHAT THE FUCK

by Rotten_Cum December 30, 2021

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Get out of jail free card

Usually used in two situations, A being used when someone avoids a conflict by doing nothing, B being when someone does something bad and gets away Whit it with 0 consequences

Carlos: Hey man did you hear about Abraham?!
Mike:Wut
Carlos: Yeah man he murmured Jenny and the police never caught him!
Mike: Wow that fucker got a Get out of jail free card!
Carlos: Yeah fuck that guy!

by Khemestry March 31, 2020

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