circle time spouse day

A worldwide holiday that takes place annually on October 18th. It honors the spouses of those who lead circle time in a classroom

Jimmy boy pooped his pants during circle time and then threw up on the teacher when she/he was wiping him. Their spouse had to run a clean shirt over so they didn’t smell like vomit all day.
“Thank you for running me a clean change of clothes. I owe you a steak dinner on circle time spouse day”

by Bsherm October 17, 2021

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Darda-Time

Arriving fashionably late to an invited event, but always brightening up the room.

S: Where’s Rev at? This party could use her to liven it up!
M.A: Oh don’t worry she’ll be here soon, she runs on Darda-Time.

by SNESchalmers December 12, 2021

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Solo sexy time

Sexual pleasure

I walked in on Jenny having solo sexy time with her electric toothbrush

by Only you can prevent this March 31, 2020

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fart bloom time

The time from when you fart till the time you actually smell it. Usually it's instantaneous but could take a couple seconds.

Picture a fart being released and "blooming" upwards like an atom bomb.

Man, that fart had some bloom time. I almost thought it wasn't going to have any smell at all. That was a long fart bloom time.

That fart smelled pretty weak at first but as the bloom time increased it got richer and richer...damn.

by anonymous February 18, 2021

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