double uno situation

When you need to go number 2 and attempt to be extra discreet about the predicament.

-Where has Jane gone to?
-She had to go deal with a double uno situation.
-Thats classic Jane, told her do it before we left home, she can't couldn't listen to me to fucking save herself.
She had all damn morning to do it and now we're going to be late to the wet Tshirt contest.

by Big dick André August 17, 2024

M Double-B

An abbreviated name for a "Mind Blowing Batt"

-an awesomely massive batt-like joint.

Dude, that is one fuckin' M Double-B!

by HeadlyGrange March 23, 2011

double tune

When you put the same song on your music player twice or more so that when you shuffle, you have a higher chance of getting that song.

A: Have you heard the song "500 miles" yet?
B: I LOVE that song, I even double tuned it on my iPod

by nightyday January 15, 2010

double buckeye

Two thumbs in the bum!

The Irish Karate Mom was giving out free double buckeyes behind the dance studio.

by BeepBeepRR October 16, 2013

Double faced entendre

Somebody who has 2 totally different personalities, unbeknownst to you one side being an angel one side being a devil.

Damn man lucy aint even letting me take her to smashtown and bump uglies
Yeah man that bitch a double faced entendre

by MeatRocket June 24, 2021

Double standard

A different standard for one person or group than another.

The double standard put a lot of red tape around what guys could and couldn't do to females, but little to no red tape around what females could and coudln't do to guys.

by The Original Agahnim November 2, 2021

double spock

Placing both hands together, then spreading fingers in a Spock-like manner (Live Long and Prosper). The lower 4 fingers are inserted into the anus, the upper four in the vagina, and your two thumbs are busy on the clitoris. The "Double Spock" with thumb action.

She, being logically minded, requested the Double Spock.

by anonystiz May 15, 2016