cat haiku

A haiku (japanese poem) about cats or related to cats.

The Instagram account @campingwithcats often use #cathaiku. This exemple is from there account.

Here is my cat haiku:

My heart: cold as ice.
My demeanor: v stoic.
My fur: soft af.

by SensduStyle May 25, 2017

bread cat

Some dumb idiot with no hoes AT ALL.

He also sucks ASS at hide and seek.
Furthermore, he has no steeze, nor swag. And his mom is fat.

"Wow look at that short idiot walking next to that GIANT lady, he must be a bread cat"

by KalleTheRealer October 31, 2023

Cat Submarine

The sexual act of scissoring underwater.

Guy 1 - Jesus... Did you see the video with the two lesbians?
Guy 2 - No, what were they doing?
Guy 1 - The Cat Submarine.

by CWRty July 01, 2018

cat chur

some thing that cat want to snack and it is delicous

my cat want cat chur

by eugne December 16, 2021

shave my cat

Shaving the vagina

Hey Rob you wanna help me shave my cat later?

by Theebouj November 20, 2017

Cat flange

The area of loose skin under a cat between the back legs and the torso.

Mittens has an exceptionally large cat flange.

by MangoCat March 10, 2017

Cat Distribution System

CDS A discrete and mysterious framework of assigning and delivering cats to unsuspecting persons. Functions on unknown parameters; furthers unknown wills. It's workings are usually perceived as random or lucky events.

there is reason to suspect that this is in fact a deliberate scheme devised by a global network of feline intelligentsia as a means to facilitate the gradual subversion of the human race

Guy: my buddy and his wife has a cat now, he says it came to them randomly as they were saying their vows at their wedding. He has only God to thank for that one!
Guy2: Heck, that's awesome. But it wasn't God. It was the Cat Distribution System.

by gnosticgnome March 17, 2024