Can of Busted Biscuits

When over weight people wear clothes that are to small for them and extremely to tight.

Damn Keith look at that girl, she looks like a can of busted biscuits!

by Foot fungus February 6, 2025

Gabriel Inglesias Is Master Bison

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Zero: Gabriel Inglesias Is Master Bison

by AUDITORIUMU February 16, 2025

Liquid for your biscuits

It means something is not that deep and you shouldn't sweat it.

Similar to "don't cry over spilled milk"

"chill out it's just liquid for your biscuits"
"Don't worry it's just liquid for your biscuits"

by MrJaeSword February 28, 2026

Don't get my biscuit buttered

A variation of 'Don't get me started'. Possibly originated from the YouTuber Carter Folian.

Person 1: Did you hear the news?

Person 2: Oh, don't get my biscuit buttered with that.

by V1nny_211 March 16, 2026

hive soggy dog biscuit

where a group of college students strip naked and go to a park; stand back to back in a circle, shit in there hand,
and throw it as far as they can and then each individual retrieves the person to their lefts faeces and who ever ejaculates onto the faeces first wins. The last person to finish has to eat everybody’s excretion.

oh man, what a night! we played played hive soggy dog biscuit again, i came straight away and tom had eat all the feaces!!

by the cheese man Mayer March 25, 2026

The Big biscuit surprise

The act of a man crunching up biscuits into a bowl and then his female partner cum’s into the bowl then the male molds it into a ball and sticks it in her ass and after its drys up he takes it out and eats it with his partner

Austin crushed up biscuits to do the big biscuit surprise with matti

by TheBigbiscuit0102 March 30, 2026

Parking lot bisexual

A bisexual woman with a Black boyfriend that gets her boyfriend to target random women in the parking lot for a threesome. Both are often cases unattractive and resort to calling their target racist if they're rejected. They go after women in other places, but in so many cases parking lots. They think having a Black boyfriend is a sure way to attract women they always had difficulty attracting. These women often cases hate other interracial couples.

I just finished shopping at Walmart and was harassed by a parking lot bisexual after loading my groceries in the trunk. Her boyfriend forcefully held the driver's seat open and wouldn't stop talking to me.

by Osmocote February 19, 2025