bang my head

V. to sit through something that is utterly too boring that it literally becomes painful to sit through, but you have to stay there because of obligation.
i.e Organic Chemistry CHEM322a

"Well it was nice talking to you, but I have to get to class and bang my head for an hour."

by gogetaschick_1 September 17, 2008

purple headed microphone

The purple headed microphone is another name for the penis.

A girl will sing down the purple headed microphone when engaging in car park karaoke. This is an outdoor blowjob.

by Paul Daley May 15, 2008

barbarian cone head

A barbarian cone head is when a traffic cone is used as a battering ram up one's anus so violently, when pulled out covered in shit and blood, the cone is put on the victims head and left to dribble whilst he/she is tied up in a fritzel like dungeon/basement.

I love giving barbarian cone head treatment to my wife every sunday evening after eating a cock meat sandwich with plenty of home made mayonnaise....

by Filthy santa January 1, 2011

two foot head

a man with a disproportionately large head. may also have enormous feet.

Don Bysouth: two foot head

by Suzettah February 20, 2009

meat head

england south west academy.

oooh look at that twat what a meat head!

by RG July 4, 2003

Water on the Dick Head

The uncomfortable sensation of a jet of water hitting the head of the penis while trying to masturbate in the shower. This occurence often results in having one's timing thrown off.

"This morning, before church, I totally lost my rhythm after having water on the dick head."

by Michael Kelley March 24, 2003

Mexican hot head

When having sex right before a girl is giving you a blow job, place some hot sauce on the head of your penis, that way she gets a mouthful of spicy sperm

Man I gave a girl a Mexican hot head and she started screaming and then bit down real hard on my dick and blood went every were

by Bob blow job April 8, 2010