Cat

Cute, furry little friends that are only for a selective few. Cats are real bitches, often rolling over indicating you to pet their belly then proceeding to scratch your eyes out when doing so. But, if they find the right person, you will literally never need anything else. They purr when laying on you to heal you and they can be the most lovable creatures you ever meet. Make sure to feed them or they will ignore you and never EVER rub their bellies <3 unless they consent

Cat person 1: yea I have like 3 cats
Cat person 2: No way! I have 3 cats too, they're the best!

by alien_b!tch November 22, 2021

Jeremy The Cat

noun

A funny cat man who falls in love with people online.

Jeremy The Cat is quite weird.

by dictionary.com official websit August 29, 2021

Cats

Cats are electronics that pose as pets so the government can spy on little girls eating macaroni and cheese. they are programmed to make noise at you indicating they need batteries but instead, we have grown to be smarter and just share the mac n cheese. thus far cats can hurt us. be wary at night when they try to murder you with their claws. the government is trying to downsize the population with this plan to make america a utopia and cat paradise.

mhh baby your cats is full of anus juice

by HimikoHimeno on tiktok. October 14, 2021

Skin some cat

The act of sexual intercorse between a male ,and female.

Dude Im totally gonna skin some cat tonight!

by Mdizzy July 5, 2012

Cat roller

The action of always using your lint roller just for collecting cat hairs on your clothes.

Cat person 1: I couldn't find my cat roller this morning so I have to go through the whole day today with all these cat hairs on me.

by J.J. Georvid February 2, 2017

cat

a cat is a cute four-legged animal

Hey, wanna see my cat?
Of course! I love cats!

by anonymous February 19, 2021

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this is possibly the worst thing ever

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by Pottbellyocassional June 25, 2025