Mega Fart Pig Monkey

Used to describe an obese black nigger that farts often and reeks of shit.

1. I haven’t showered in a month.

2. You should clean yourself and lose some weight you mega fart pig monkey!

1. Why must you hurt my feelings? 🥺

2. Because you’re A BLACK OBESE NIGGER FAGGOT YOU MEGA FART PIG MONKEY

by MushaPickleJuice December 29, 2022

monkey-type

(adj.) Used to positively refer to something interesting or noteworthy, synonymous with "cool" or "awesome"

Derived from the internet's cultural obsession with monkeys

"Mom, you made some real monkey-type casserole last night!"
"HOLY SHIT DUDE! That was a straight up monkey-type kickflip!"

by Cityo51 January 2, 2023

Monkey Moment

A short period of time where all logical, common sensical, and reasonable thinking ceases to exist.

Elijah: says to officer who pulled him over* You're the same cop who pulled me over last time!
Officer: *looks at Elijah like he's retarded*
Dylan: You know, I really thought he might have just let us off with a warning until you said the stupidest shit I've ever heard you say
Elijah: Sorry, I just had a Monkey Moment

by euheuc January 2, 2023

monkey

an animal from a jungle

“the monkey loves to climb”

by yxshlol#0943 January 4, 2023

Chunky Monkey

Another name you can nickname your girlfriend. Means cutie in a fun way.

Hey Chunky Monkey, where we going today?

by Ghosttl3at January 4, 2023

Brick Monkey

A type of person involved with the throwing of bricks at windows.

Don't talk to Darnell anymore, he got caught being a brick monkey,

by Brick Monkey January 5, 2023

Monkey Dust

When you've ejaculated too many times in the day and the last ejaculate is nothing but dust.

We had so much sex that by the end I was left with nothing but Monkey Dust.

by BigAl87 July 1, 2023