Chicken Jockey: A very obscure sex act done after a solemn occasion. This is a form of necrophilia typically done by digging up a rotten course, and dressing yourself in a chicken suit. Beforehand, you must say the obligatory “CHICKEN JOCKEY,” and proceed to have it ride your schlong. This can be done with the help of another person to move said corpse, or through proper positioning and having the corpse lie down on you during the act. Once finished, you carry the nut-filled corpse on your back and run around thrashing into innocent civilians, similar to a chicken jockey.
After everyone left the funeral, Sam couldn’t bear to look at the grave anymore, and dug it up to do the Chicken Jockey.
by The Muntologist July 9, 2025
Get the The Chicken Jockeymug. To behave in a wild/ rambunctious/ rowdy/ boisterous/ rumbustious/ rampant/ crazy manner after consuming chicken and enjoying it.
by Jon Harker July 9, 2025
Get the Chicken-happymug. by Chicken noogett October 26, 2020
Get the chicken noogettmug. A light-skinned person who descends from a POC parent. The child didn’t bake in their mother’s womb for long enough.
by Sully’s Lord March 27, 2023
Get the undercooked chickenmug. A girl that fears crack heads from 2 houses up are going to break in an hungry humma is going to fail to protect her or anyone in the house
by Teks6969 June 12, 2018
Get the chicken chelsmug. I, Vincent, would always get beat at chicken of the sea by my sister Antoinette, until one day I finally stayed out longer to the point she almost drowned, then I had to piggyback her all the way to the shore.
by The Original Agahnim July 26, 2021
Get the Chicken of the seamug. When you take chicken out of the freezer but you don’t know what to make, so it sits there for three days.
I took chicken out of the freezer for dinner but I’m having chicken procrastination so I think we’ll get pizza tonight
by The Anticook February 14, 2020
Get the Chicken Procrastinationmug.