Herbie’s mom

Takes horse cocks and kicks rocks. Don’t worry about getting cold, the rolls will keep you warm.

Herbie’s mom : Sucks big dicks

by Pfffftttt May 10, 2022

Acid mom

whenever a fun loving gal loves acid so much she makes it her child

thing 1:bro she going crazy with dat acid
thing2:yea i bet you can call her acid mom

by leisha lia geringer toby rowan December 17, 2019

kristoffers mom

a hot, and sexy induvidgual

omg "kristoffers mom" is getting layed by daniel!

by big man cooms June 07, 2022

I fucked your mom

What your dad did

What did you do last night, dad?
I fucked your mom

by A_Bum January 27, 2023

I fucked your mom

"I fucked your mom" is an insult used to scare away 3 year olds on Halo:Reach away.

Kid 1: YOU KNOW WHAT?! I HATE YOU!
Kid 2: OH YEAH?! I fucked your mom.
Kid 1: zamn

by XenoGent February 04, 2022

mom facial

Moms use their spit and a napkin or kleenex to clean the lips and face of their children. You realize that it's not sanitary, but it gets the job done. napkin, facial wipe, mom, mother, momma, child, children, kid, multitask, clean, wipe

It took me back to my youth when I saw a mother in the waiting room doing a mom facial on her kid.

by joecoolthefool June 22, 2016

mom facial

Moms use their spit and a napkin or kleenex to clean the lips and face of their children. You realize that it's not sanitary, but it gets the job done. napkin, facial wipe, mom, mother, momma, child, children, kid, multitask, clean, wipe

It took me back to my youth when I saw a mother in the waiting room doing a mom facial on her kid.

by joecoolthefool June 22, 2016