Monkey Nuts

When somebody sucks at a video game so damn bad that they might need to suck some monkey nuts.

Man 1: Dude this guys hacking!
Man 2: Nah dude you just fuckin suck monkey nuts.

by Slick Pickle July 19, 2022

hazel deez nuts in yo mouth

for your friend named hazel (because hazelnut)

“ayo, imma hazel deez nuts in yo mouth!”

by hehehhaw July 20, 2022

nuts

Used to describe a crazy/ insane person.
Also used when someone makes an insane play in a game.

Florian is nuts!
Guys watch out for florian he is completely nuts!

by AMU RABA July 20, 2022

dietz nuts

Dietz nuts is a snack that consists mainly out of meat bites also called dietz nuts. (please send help)

Here is an example of the word dietz nuts being used (what am i even doing):

Person 1: Yo, i just bought some dietz nuts meat bites.
Person 2: Can you gimme some dietz nuts
Person 1: Sure, here take some.
Person 2: They taste good (sus)

by entity ⚍ July 20, 2022

Crunchy Nut Fish Cake

When you pull out and cum on the outside of her pussy and throw a handful of granola so it sticks.

Nancy said her favorite food was oat meal, so I nutted on her and gave her a Crunchy Nut Fish Cake.

by Gelly7 July 22, 2022

post-nut hangover

The dread that hits when you realize you did some crazy horny shit last night

Person 1: “Oooh fuck I think I think I messed up, I hooked up with my ex last night”
Person 2: “Dude are you having a post-nut hangover?”

by Dab Police July 23, 2022

Goober Nut

A combination of someone that is a Goober and a Nut.

-Brenna is such a Goober.

-Nah, she's more of a Nut.

-Touche', She's a Goober Nut.

by SmallDickMcgee July 27, 2022