Jack Essink

Always leaves the boys for his girl. gets bitched around by his girlfriend. averages 10 tickle fights 2 wrestling matches and 5 kisses a day.

Tyler: "Jack Essink"

by jmazing November 30, 2022

Pursuit Jack

The art of masturbation whilst being pursued by law enforcement or in some cases, pursuing a criminal.

Bro, I didn’t even get to finish my pursuit jack before the popo pitted me.

by 69degrees October 9, 2022

jack vincent

a dickhead who cant bowl legspin for shit or even bat. his ranga hair is easily the warning sign for the shithead you are about to meet. clearly is attracted to Elise

look out it's jack vincent the dickhead

by notdas November 17, 2019

Jack Xiao

A guy that likes the taste of ass. Also the strangest jit alive

Alex: Nacho fries taste like ass
Jack Xiao: Ass tastes nice

by fnakjnfaKJwef June 16, 2022

Spoon-jacked

The act of stealing, or "jacking", multiple spoons from the Wendy's located inside Jester West at The University of Texas.

"Dude we just spoon-jacked the fuck out of them. I won't need spoons for a month!"

by Rug Maker January 26, 2010

Jack Riddle

To be stupid. Not very clever, most likely to be lacking in intelligence

Jack Riddle, you're a total moron!

by mahimahi July 12, 2023

Jack and Jill

The worst film of times but it has Adam Sandler. Who doesn't love Adam Sandler. I feel sorry for you if you got tickets to the movie theater to watch Jack and Jill

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some #########. Jack got high and slapped her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes, lift up her dress and then they had some fun. Silly Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.

by Yick the Tick April 20, 2020