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Finishing Each Other’s Farts

When old folks in a long-term marriage are so attuned to each others needs and so productive of flatus that they’re able to finish each other’s farts. Literally.

Not to be confused with:
> Fart Finish - When you determine the winner of a race using a puff of colored gas instead of a photograph
> Fart Finnish - The Scandinavian practice of keeping a fishbone in your anus so that farts come out silently
Looking in the Time Machine, what did I see?Tommy and Tammy, sitting in a tree. First comes love. Then comes marriage. Then they’re struggling to get up the stairs in their old house, hand-in-hand, finishing each other’s farts.

Respect.
by whooer's your daddy November 11, 2018
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Fart tard

When you fart on a kid with special needs and they jizz in there pants because they are so surprised
Hey do u want to get fart tard on you ugly retard.
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Fart

Some dumb dirty ratchet nasty shit dirty people like to do because they think it’s cute
🍑💨 auuaaaghhh that was a good one I just farted hahahaha
by Fart dookie poop litty bums September 12, 2019
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Flyaway Fart

A release of a stink that makes (a) you almost feel like you are lifting off, (b) you want to get out of the room, (c) others who experience this mighty flatulence need to evacuate, hence flyaway and fast.
Boy, oh boy, Bruce, let one of those flyaway farts fly at work today, and the whole office suddenly went on a coffee break in the cafe!
by ReyMon! July 7, 2024
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Fart Bags

Tonya's kind of fugly, but I'll have to say she does have a nice set of fart bags.
by footballfan20852 December 9, 2023
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Bleach Fart

Basically a modified version of bleach bowl boy. Talks too much and is annoying, rocks a bleached head which clearly doesn't suit him and looks like somebody sharted on his head.
Look at this annoying ass smug Cody Rhodes. What a bleach fart.
by GigaSaiyan April 5, 2023
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FART

by Doggie*Love April 8, 2022
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