Double-handing

The act of giving with one hand while taking with the other. Most common in Christian communities where clothing, food or services are given with one hand while the other hand expects you to participate in their faith by attending their church or accepting their bibles.

“Gosh I wish I could feed my kids without having to endure the double-handing of our local church.

by WordMiser76 May 28, 2019

Double-headed serpent

noun: when two girls and one penis head in their mouths, the penis is serpent tongue and the girls make a snake

“awe, yea man! i got a visit from the double-headed serpent last night”

by Oscar’s wife January 22, 2021

double tired

When one is in a dangerous high state of fatigue.

I really can’t drive tonight because I’m double tired

by Theme oncology l March 27, 2024

Twitter Double-Double

The rare moment when one receives at least 10 Retweets and 10 Favorites. It requires a dedicated fan base, and for celebrities it is 10,000 Retweets and 10,000 Favorites. The Twitter Double-Double will not be counted if you are asking for retweets/favorites in order to receive something in return.

Joe: "John, your tweet got 12 Retweets and 11 Favorites!"

John: "No way! I got a Twitter Double-Double!"

by mdale August 26, 2013

Double Smart

When you put alcohol in your ear so that it will feel better, but ends up going to your brain and makes you so stupid that you think your Double Smart

I used alcohol in my ear and it went to my brain and now I'm double smart.

by AuraKing January 3, 2019

double dutch

smoking 2 different strains, dead opps, or oregano mixed with weed , in a blunt.

i could kill this man, and mix him wit the runtz, now that’sa double dutch

by ill Blacky October 10, 2020

Double stream magic

When you pee and poop water at the same time.

Credit: Tom Segura, Your Moms House episode 805

I achieved double stream magic during my colonoscopy prep!

by rjt23 May 21, 2025