Cuming / ejaculating a load that hits the front or back top of a shoulder of ones self or another person.
1. I jerked off so had I made a cum parrot on my shoulder. 2. I pulled out and shot a baby cum parrot on her shoulder.
by Kicksbit-83 August 29, 2017
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When it's so cold outside that when you cum it instantly freeze.
John: ahh, fuck it's so cold cold out here
Jake: right so fucking icicle cum
by Sandra54672 February 9, 2017
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A word that appears in the mind of a messed up fuckboy 14 year old who's names usually start with w and end in ynter
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confess that you typed cummed just to see the word get a cummed mug, u r weird
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Cumming yourself by mistake (Sperm , Semen) Accidentally Spreading and bathing your Dick with Cum

Other Word : (Wet , Covered , Sweaty , Slimy , Leaked , goo )
Person 1: Hello Dude! i had a good dream today!

Person 2: Same 😏 , Also my dream was very very sexy and i got so horny that Accidentaly Cummed myself

Person 1: Holy shit! what the fu-

Person 3: 🤨🤨🤨📸📸📸
by UnfunnyGuyy February 28, 2023
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Cum stacking is the process by which various ejaculatory supplements such as semenoid are used in order enhance a man's cum production. The ultimate goal of any cum stacker is to produce the hardest and largest cumshot possible. Cum stackers will stack various cum supplements in order to achieve the ultimate cum. Thus coins the term "cum stacking".
My cums have been pretty weak recently, so I've started cum stacking.
by PoopVender82 December 31, 2022
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A technique of pulling out and then compressing air into a vagina/anus. It takes time and certain skills to perform this act. When done correctly, you can make a partner flatulate on command or perform a Minnesota Log Chute.
Dude, I cum-pressed her until it looked like she had a thirst ass cheek... then she blew, and that's why i got pink eye. Be careful, the cum-pressor is dangerous.
by JT-fo shizzy October 22, 2008
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