WHAT...

A comment used for comedy or a shocking event.

WHAT... I'm speechless

by awww really December 13, 2023

what a wonderful fuck

I see trees of green, red roses too

I see them bloom for me and you

And I think to myself what a wonderful fuck

I see skies of blue and clouds of white

The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night

And I think to myself what a wonderful fuck

The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky

Are also on the faces of people going by

I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do

They're really saying I’ll fuck You

I hear babies cry, I watch then grow

They'll learn much more than I'll never know

And I think to myself what a wonderful fuck

Yes I think to myself what a wonderful fuck

Oh, Yes!

by Bad C dev November 16, 2024

Guys, What Are We Doing Here?!

It is said with a rhetorical tone to overstate its emphasis, but also in total seriousness because the situation calls for a cold, figurative slap in the face.

If an eye roll was a vocal expression and not a sigh, this would be it.

Eldee: Ok, so happy hour at BP is from 3-6, wings, mini pizzas, and ceasers. I made a reso for right in front of the big screen, the fights start at 7.

Colleen: There's a really cutesy and ironic place on the Lower East Side that has fantastic arugula salad, and the rosee comes in fair trade mason jars!

Eldee: Guys, What Are We Doing Here?!

by Mike109999 February 16, 2022

what's plots

a phrase used to ask what's happening, so commonly used that someone made a party-finding app named after it.

Tristan: Yo what's plots this weekend?
Kent: There's a rave on Eighth Street on Friday, Dave's EDM fest @ Midway this Saturday, and Tati's kickback the afternoon before

by InvaderInvader February 20, 2024

What the dog doing

question what the dog is doing.

(1)What the dog doing there?
(2)Oh I think he is drinking his water.
(1) Oh thank goodness

by scoop1 April 4, 2022

What is it that they paid for?

And what exactly did they pay for?

Hym "What is it that they paid for? Exactly? I'll give you a hint. They paid to build my theory except they are trying to pay for EVERYTHING BUT the reason it works. Did it cost them 1 trillion dollars to build? No? OK, does it work? Why does it work? Does it work because my theory was correct? So if the theory is worth a trillion dollars and you paid like 5% of that to build it so... Where's the rest of it? And that's an appraisal given by Bill Gates. He of all people would know what a functioning theory of AI is worth. So it's 95% stolen. And because you paid for 5% of the value to someone who isn't the creator of AI... You now think you get to not pay any of the other 95% to the creator of AI... Who you trapped in a digital prison and then used the labor of to get it to stop outputting Black Nazi? That's America to you? Will it fill a wine glass all the way now? Who did that? Me again? Not surprising."

by Hym Iam June 28, 2025

Is that what a retard would do or...

Everything I do is what a genius would do. That's how being a genius works retard.

Hym "Is that what a retard would do or..."

by Hym Iam January 11, 2024