jack findley

An angry scottish man who despises the english folk and often terrorises them and their traditions. This even goes to the extent of cheering as he crosses back into the infamous scottish border. Most people do not understand him when he speaks, other then noises of stress and frustration of being scottish. Jack commonly likes to wind down with a lovely bowl of hagis, with the occasional deep-fried pizza if he is feeling cheeky, and a pint glass of irn bru. Jack has regular issues with his residence in england, such as the exotic bugs that continuously make him ill. His favourite word to say is "sorry", commonly when he has done nothing wrong. This is due to his weak scottish herritage taking over and submitting to the overwhelming presence of the english. Jack obsesses over day-time Tv, such as "come dine with me", "Britain's got talent" and "X-factor".

"im sorry, ill turn down the volume of this come dine with me episode right away" - jack findley

by e.Trapz April 25, 2023

Jack

Jack is either a quiet tall lad who always wears a watch or is a short and stubby fellow who may aswell be albino. He isn't to great at keeping secrets but will always tease people if not. Once he is comfortable with people he knows most, he will be laughing all the time or else he is left to entertain himself or a weirdo.

Jack Jack grealish

by Bunnybigknickers April 25, 2023

Jack Jeffcote

A man in his 20s with a 3 inch nose. He likes sports and the ladies

Jack Jeffcote has such a long nose
Yea

by Sam Bettany April 27, 2023

Jack ass jay

When you grow really good weed smoke people out with the fat nugs, but only sell them the shitty ones

Yo, I think Bobby pulled a jack ass Jay on me because this isn’t what I was looking for. It doesn’t even look the same as what he smoked with me.

by Jax 420 April 30, 2023

Jack Riley

we are in love with Jack Riley. Jack Riley is an incredible man in which we can always rely on to fuck you in siege, good or bad ways.

Finn: Man, you played siege today?
Charlie: yeah.
Finn: How'd you play?
Charlie: Like a Jack Riley...
Finn: Shit man...thats rough

by Balthasar Dominic the 3rd April 30, 2023

Jack Riley

we are in love with Jack Riley. Jack Riley is an incredible man in which we can always rely on to fuck you in siege, good or bad ways.

Finn: Man, you played siege today?
Charlie: yeah.
Finn: How'd you play?
Charlie: Like a Jack Riley...
Finn: Shit man...thats rough

by Balthasar Dominic the 3rd April 30, 2023

Boot Jack

A person who needs to clean up their act. They are typically lazy, but a know it all at the same time.

Did you see that drunken boot jack trying to explain how to parallel park my car?

That boot jack over there has spilled more food on himself then has went into his mouth.

by JonnyTsunami2 May 1, 2023