A conan penis is when u go to have sexual intercourse with with a woemen (or guy) and they laugh because of how small you are
by trevon sucks duck June 22, 2016
A sexual act in which a male partner inserts his flaccid penis into the back of a recipients mouth where it then becomes an erect. If the proper phallus has been selected, the erection alone should have the raw force and horsepower to grow to full size inside the throat and break the bitches’ neck. This is how fraternities select board members and how Trump got elected.
Brother1: I passed the trial by penis!
Brother2: Isn’t that manslaughter
Brother1: I passed the trial by penis!
Brother2: Isn’t that manslaughter
by Strawhatrain December 02, 2019
An octagon penis is a supspecies of male genitelia that like the name suggests is octagon shaped. This is a leap in evolution that ensures the male will find a proper mate as it will only fit into a octagon vaginal shape.
Dude i totally thought i would get with that but then i saw her triangle vagina and had to accept that my octagon penis was not meant to hit that.
by DudeWithAttitudes December 22, 2016
by alcopaul August 26, 2023
Hey jude, look whiter than pearls, what's your secret? I' rub my Teeth with penis resin, it's totally organic!
by DiRT I Tiller March 18, 2018
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Similar to novelty music or meme music, often with a distinct Reddit Trash or annoying tone. Music no one would genuinely listen to more than once.
"Really, a song about Big Chungus. Turn that penis music off."
"Stop playing penis music, its annoying"
"Stop playing penis music, its annoying"
by CarScientist January 07, 2024