Mike woke up with morning wood tripped and fell in a wood chipper,oh I guess you can say he called now a stumpy lumber jack. Careful working around the equipment boys don't want to stumpy lumber jack yourself.
by Pours when it rains December 12, 2023
Get the Stumpy lumber jack mug.The act of shoving a remote control toy car up your lonely, hairy ass. You then use the remote and drive the car further up your ass while the other hand slides up and down your cock. Make sure to use dish soap as lube. Simply cum 8 times in a row, shove your hand back up your ass and gently remove the toy car (if ass is dry, use your own cum to lubricate the lonely, hairy asshole).
Yo I’m so lonely I resorted to doing The Turbo Jack. Took me 4 hours to finish the process but worth it in the end because my sister enjoyed watching.
by mali69 August 21, 2024
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The action of stuffing peach cobbler into you urethra and they having a 3 hour jerk circle with your mate in which the end product of peach cobbler semen is preserved eaten to be eaten on thanksgiving while listening to the Georgian news and giggling at how absurd this definition is.
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Get the Hat Tricks (Jack The Ripper) mug.the act of a ginger haired jack mailing his green pubes to his friends, then traditionally the friends of the ginger will stick the pubes up their ass while proceeding to jerk it to a livestream on discord.
Person 1: "yo my friend did the dirty ginger jack to me"
Person 2: "That's sigma, did you stick they pubes up your ass and york it on discord."
Person 2: "That's sigma, did you stick they pubes up your ass and york it on discord."
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