Shed Kid

A person who is one with Shed. Constantly saying "shed things" and stapling anything that moves.

OG Shed kid- Din Harper.

"Look at that Shed kid on his Shed bike. Sheeeeeeeeds

by PoppaBear666 March 26, 2022

kool kid

A 12 year old kid who pretends to be cool by misspelling cool. If you know someone who names themselves kool kid, leave them immediately, as they will be horrible to have in your life. They definitely play minecraft and/or roblox. They 100% have all F's. They make jokes like "ur mom", "didn't ask", "ratio", and countless others that no human finds funny.

Man, look at "kool kid" over there.

by AAAAAAAAloea March 28, 2022

NCW-Kid

A child conceived during the period of time during the beginning of the pandemic where condoms sold out.

(No Condom Week)

Uncle: what’s wrong with your kid?!

Mom: I don’t know, he’s an NCW-kid

Or

*family fight*
Kid: Dad mom Why don’t you love me as much as the other siblings

Dad: Because you’re an NCW kid.
Mom: Why would you tell him!!
Dad: I couldn’t take it anymore. He had to know!

Mom: Fine! You know, there were no condoms in the beginning of the pandemic, but your dad and me were really horny… But we still do love you

by nora the explorer January 23, 2022

deadpool kid

The type of kid to have the shitty one layer, "I'll just say the opposite of what i mean" sarcastic sense of humor that makes you want to fucking die.

This deadpool kid's shitty humor makes me want to die

by anonymous hater 2 January 23, 2022

Kids R' Matched.com

A dating website for immature and dysfunctional singles.

He/she found himself a date on Kids R' Matched.com, a singles dating site for people in their 20's and over still on the emotional level of a 3rd grader.

by The Original Agahnim January 25, 2022

You're booty kid

When you suck at a video game.

Paul: *Gets shit on in a game*
Demauriel: You're booty kid.

by MeMeSrUs2115 January 27, 2022

Force field kid

The person who always has to be right or one up you; i.e. the kid on the playground that would always have to win at playing make-believe, extending into adulthood by the manipulation of information not known to everyone.

"okay kevin that's a hit, you take 13 points of bludgeoning damage"
"actually i'll use my Uncanny Dodge ability to take half the damage, then i'll use my reaction to activate my parry battle maneuver in order to make a counter-atta-"
"Kevin. Don't be a force field kid."

by calibus January 28, 2022