by dienehearteyes November 21, 2021
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(No Condom Week)
(No Condom Week)
Uncle: what’s wrong with your kid?!
Mom: I don’t know, he’s an NCW-kid
Or
*family fight*
Kid: Dad mom Why don’t you love me as much as the other siblings
Dad: Because you’re an NCW kid.
Mom: Why would you tell him!!
Dad: I couldn’t take it anymore. He had to know!
Mom: Fine! You know, there were no condoms in the beginning of the pandemic, but your dad and me were really horny… But we still do love you
Mom: I don’t know, he’s an NCW-kid
Or
*family fight*
Kid: Dad mom Why don’t you love me as much as the other siblings
Dad: Because you’re an NCW kid.
Mom: Why would you tell him!!
Dad: I couldn’t take it anymore. He had to know!
Mom: Fine! You know, there were no condoms in the beginning of the pandemic, but your dad and me were really horny… But we still do love you
by nora the explorer January 23, 2022
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by anonymous hater 2 January 23, 2022
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by The Original Agahnim January 25, 2022
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by MeMeSrUs2115 January 27, 2022
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"okay kevin that's a hit, you take 13 points of bludgeoning damage"
"actually i'll use my Uncanny Dodge ability to take half the damage, then i'll use my reaction to activate my parry battle maneuver in order to make a counter-atta-"
"Kevin. Don't be a force field kid."
"actually i'll use my Uncanny Dodge ability to take half the damage, then i'll use my reaction to activate my parry battle maneuver in order to make a counter-atta-"
"Kevin. Don't be a force field kid."
by calibus January 28, 2022
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