green screen kid

a retarded content stealing piece of shit that is the result of unprotected incest.

Tom: THAT LITTLE SHIT STOLE THE YOUTUBE SHORT I MADE!!
Bob: that green screen kid deserves to be crucified!

by Death Metal and BlackMetal fan February 11, 2024

The 'I have kids' defense

The ultimate trump card. When you're down and out it's the last defense you have against people trying to justify your repositioning in society.

Hym "A prime example of the 'I have kids' defense is KRISTI NOEM. In her interview after it was revealed that she shot her own dog, she DESPERATELY tried to employ this defense before being shoved out of the spotlight. 'I'm a mother! I wanna go upies! Not downies! Nooooooooooo!' Heheheheh... And a more recent example is Andrew Tate's interview after getting out recently. 'I have kids! I'm supposed to be able to do whatever I want! Anything and everything is justifiable when you have kids!' Ha! It's ALWAYS THE CASE! He stole? He had to steal for the kids! Why does policy need to change? The kids? Why did we bomb those kids? The kids of course. But your kids are just you. Nothing changed when you had them. Maybe, socially, you moved into the class of people that other people have to give a shit about by way of extension. That's not real a change though. Your kids = You. Their inflated value exists only in relationship to you. Saying 'MY kids are more important than anything' is no different that saying 'I'm more important than anything.' You. Same thing."

by Hym Iam August 24, 2024

Dropping the Kids Off at the Pool

To go number two
To go poop

"Jenny went to drop the kids off at the pool"
"I was just dropping the black kids off at the pool"
"I'm back from dropping the Mexican kids off at the pool"
"I was dropping the kids off at the pool just now"

by Arin C. March 24, 2015

Kid Voided

Another R Kelly

Kid Voided Is A Dumb Ass White Boy

by GreatBobb April 28, 2022

garage kid

Girls:
+Appearance
Shoulder length hair
Side bangs
Must have at least two pairs of skinny jeans
Wears Vans & Converse
Must have at least one pair of flats
Must always wear a necklace.

+Intrests
Unicorns
Hello Kitty
Music
Brass Knuckles
Leopard Print
Gloomy Bear

+Boys
Appearance
Hair at least down to your ears
Dark hair
Choppy Type Hair
Bandanas
Tight Pants
Cute Smile

+Intrests
Stripes
Music
Famous Stars & Straps

+Garage Kid Personality
Nice
Happy

+Big Garage Kid Plus
Piercings
Multi Colored Hair

+Garage Kid Talk:
+Use the words
Intense
and
Rad

boy: did you see that garage kid?
other boy: yeah she was intense.

by xxxxxmelissa December 9, 2008

Fortnite kid

A kid who’s under the age of 10 and plays fortnite. Doesn’t go outside nor touch grass. Most of them are 7 year old kids. They don’t know what it feel’s like to smell fresh air.

“Fortnite kids have no life” which is true

by Justsomenormaldude May 17, 2021

Stray kids

Stray kids are jyp's best flop group full of visual holes. Korea doesn't even care about them and they only have boring white racist fans.

A. Do you know stray kids?

B. Oh, you mean the most irrelevant 4th gen group?

A. Yes, I think

B. Oh yes, I know them

by Nickiminajoutsold August 7, 2021