penis slurper

A gay person who slurps penises
Hay penis slurper stop doing that tacos are better
by Slurped buttface November 01, 2023
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A penis filet

When being served a porter house and they place the bone vertically so it resembles a penis.
Kelsey likes a penis filet medium well. No red.
by The Cape May Creepers February 24, 2019
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penis resin

The reason why women's teeth are so white.
Hey jude, look whiter than pearls, what's your secret? I' rub my Teeth with penis resin, it's totally organic!
by DiRT I Tiller March 18, 2018
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unwashed penis

cheesestick
i eat unwashed penis
i eat unwashed penis
by Stixele January 05, 2025
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Penis Music

Similar to novelty music or meme music, often with a distinct Reddit Trash or annoying tone. Music no one would genuinely listen to more than once.
"Really, a song about Big Chungus. Turn that penis music off."
"Stop playing penis music, its annoying"
by CarScientist January 07, 2024
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Penis Music

Bonky, Cloinky, and sometimes bloopy music often with an upbeat tone. It sounds as if it were made for or made by a very floppy penis. Imagine Scooby-Doo running on air, you have imagined what penis music might sound like. It is of note that is music is dogshit and it is not generally encouraged to listen to Penis Music as entertainment. It is instead used as a device to mock music which you don't like, for which you may call the offending music "Penis Music" and then post the youtube link.
me: *Listens to dogshit*

me: "Penis Music"
by DunDaDun February 17, 2025
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