Resume kid

One of those (usually upper-middle class white) assholes that only does anything to put on their resume, or to look better for colleges. They join lots of clubs and organizations, but never put any effort into them, or put in the minimum effort to remain a member; they've been out of more groups than you've been a part of, especially groups that look good on paper but don't actually do anything (the kids that start "charities" in high school and write their college app letters on how their trip to Ghana changed their lives are a prime example). They don't actually care about anything other than the nebulous goal of "achievement".
Often a premed.

Alice: Carol just joined the physics club!
Bob: Yeah, but she's just a resume kid, so she'll never actually come to meetings.

by bojanglesshovel January 27, 2019

cerberus kid

1. A child raised to be less of a pussy than the current standards; usually confused with a "bully" despite it only being natural instinct to stomp faces when paired with a wuss.

2. A child with a less common name and unorthodox upbringing.

"That cerberus kid is scary. He wears all black, is wrapped in chains and stomped every member of the school's myspace club."

by Auburok February 22, 2008

Fortnite kid

a basic type of person (only lvl 1 homeless kid) which steals their moms credit card to buy vbucks

Friend:Hey do you have any money
Me: yeah what for?
Friend: can you buy me a vbucks card!
Me: no you're such a fortnite kid!

by CoolBirb October 10, 2022

that’s kid

when someone says “that’s kid” in reference to something, they mean “that’s cool” or “that’s good”

You got your ears pierced? That’s kid.

by Liam B Kensey October 11, 2017

the skibidi kids

the skibidi kids are the 7th graders who are obsessed with ohio amongus sus at 3am skibidi 70th anniversary. all they talk about is skibidi toilet

"that's so skibidi dop dop"
"stupid the skibidi kids"

by bobobobobobobobobobobobiiiiiii April 26, 2024

360 kid

A term founded in New Rochelle High School, used to describe the kids with learning disabilities or an IEP. These kids classrooms are numbered in the 360's hence the name 360 kid.

"There go Conrad's slow ass"

"Stop he's a 360 kid"

by sbreezy23 June 21, 2019

Your kids

Not everything is about your kids. You will sacrifice they lives of everyone else (in abstraction). You're trying to compel everyone to live in such a way... That YOU feel good about what your kids see... And are trying to preemptively control... What they will think... In the future... Regardless of whether or not you beliefs are justified... So, we all need to live in accordance with your whim... Because you got some pussy. You got some pussy so now you're the boss of everyone... No. You eat a dick. Eat a whole bag of em. And then accidentally shoot a kid in an act of random gang violence.

Hym "Fuck them kids. Your kids are doodoo and none of them will ever create A.I. because I ALREADY DID! Beat em to the punch! Wooo me!"

by Hym Iam February 24, 2024