rusty cum

when you are made out of metal and jack off for the first time in a long time and your cum comes out all rusty

Colossus: Dude I tried to jack off and it my cum was all rusty
Optimus Prime: same here man idk what the fuck's going on idk why we have rusty cum

by Yeet: Your Ear Eats Trucks March 8, 2025

Cum

White sticky pp juice that cums out of your pp when you gie your pp a rub rub

Me: EWW THATS CUM
Joe: no thats just milk

by LoliHentaiCool February 2, 2021

Cum-Guzzler

A dickhead who constanly spurts stupid shit out of there mouth which they have consumed from other people.

Person 1: "Did you know that people who have a larger index finger than ring finger have a 12 inch monster penis"
Person 2: "Shut the fuck up you Cum-Guzzler, You believe everything you hear.

by rove nipperess September 18, 2022

Cum Crier

These Doodle Bangers are commonly referred to as Cum Criers if they A.) Lose a weenie war whilst consuming the loads of the more dominant Doodle Bangers, therefore they cry covered in or full of cum or B.) Upon becoming upset, they discharge semen from their eyes and anus rather than tears due to there massive consumption of Male ejaculate.

Is that semen coming out of your eyes? You're a Cum Crier!!!

by Flaccid Doodlebanger January 23, 2020

CUM

the shit thats in yo balls

im gunna cum inside of you

by thecummeyestoflords May 25, 2022

kentucky cum shot

When you jerk off in a KFC bathroom, but before you finish you run out to the dining area and blow your load on the nearest bucket of fried chicken.

I was excited about eating fried chicken at KFC, but instead some guy gave me a kentucky cum shot

by Nbrose333 March 12, 2025

Cum

White stuff you put in your tea or food to make it taste better

"would you like some cum in your tea?" "yes please" "okay you may need to wait."

by mikudayo April 14, 2023