These kids are cum pets!
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A child that is raised to mainly to exist to lift up on a pedestal and be dependent on the parent that raised them that way. There is no mental or emotional freedom of thought (out loud) that a Cum Pet can voice, unless they are in rebellion. They are told what their opinions are on every topic imaginable before they can think to have one of their own. The Cum Pet believes everything that the enabling and controlling parents do is to keep them safe and help them, which is more often untrue, as it diminishes and hurts their personal growth on multiple levels. They come from parents that are extremely manipulative of what their child experiences and labels all experiences that could cause them to be more independent as bad / evil, dangerous or deplorable.
There is a difference between a 'cum pet' and a child.
Cum pets are raised to not think critically or to be creative, and to emotional and otherwise rely on their family, not themselves. They basically have clipped wings and are extremely sheltered so they don't fly the coop mentally, emotionally or otherwise. They don't have independent thoughts based on obscured facts. They are merely an extension and shadow of those who made them way way, nothing more.

When a child is truly raised to be a grown adult and potential leader, he or she learns all those opposite to a cum pet, and unlearns the old obsolete ways.
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To climax and cum inside of a forever box "coffin"
Dude if I die it better be to "Forever Cum" with her in her forever box!
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A hot faggot that everyone wants to fuck
“Oh look it’s a hot fag!”
“No that’s just Cum li
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a very annoying child in a public place
look at that feisty cum demon it's running around being loud

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When one has dried semen in their ear canal.
Ugh, just found my boyfriends cum crustaceans.
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a jar of cum. cum gar. typically said by people with low blood sugar or sleep deprived people. CUM GAR !!! CUM GAR!!!

it describes a jar of cum that contains all of the semen that could have possibly cured the disease called My Big Fat Cake Is Too Big For These Pants

or it can just be to spice up a situation
Person 1: wow i’m so bored i wonder what this situation needs right now

Person 2: HAHA CUM GAR

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person 2: HAHAHAHAHHA
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