Crevice cheese

The coagulation of nacho cheese inside of a folded tortilla chip.

Joel was elated when he grabbed the chip full of crevice cheese.

by Branks April 26, 2020

Cheese toastie

A secret wank

I’m away for a cheese toastie

by Pussy patrol November 13, 2021

bed cheese

Clumps of dried semen

Hey man, there’s a lot of bed cheese in your sheets.

by Comfylime August 21, 2024

Goat Cheese

A nickname for the white coating on one's tongue when not brushing often.

Dentist: Jesus Christ, Zack!

Zack: What?

Doctor: You have a bad case of goat cheese.

by GrumpisGrump October 29, 2020

Dick cheese

yummy substance from unwashed penis

person: damn! he has dick cheese

other person: 😏

by bigfatdickcheese January 7, 2022

Cheese Whistle

A descriptive name given to a smegma caked penis.

"Get that filthy cheese whistle out ma face, its fuckin stinkin"

by Tendek February 7, 2021

Cheese Loser

Someone who loses the cheese and is upset about it whether it be over a competition, game or simply losing the cheese that they left in the top shelf on the fridge

Cheese loser:

"DAMMIT I LOST IT!! I LOST IT ALL!!!"
Friend:
Jesus christ Carl you just lost UNO, don't be such a cheese loser😒

by 𝕸𝖈𝖂𝖆𝖋𝖋𝖑𝖊𝖘 June 6, 2025