Dick Cheese

When you melt cheese and dump it inside your penis then ejaculate in a girls mouth and breasts you then wipe some on your dick and smack her in the face with your dick.
Bonus points if there is a splat and the dick cheese goes everywhere.

Person 1: Bro
Person 2: what?
Person 1: want some Dick Cheese?
Person 2 hell yeah

by Kakashi_Hatake7 December 22, 2020

Cheese stick

Someone who needs to fold back their uncircumcised penis flap to fuck their lover.

Did you hear Jackson is a cheese stick?

by OrangatangNiggas April 23, 2019

Cheesing

When someone is kidding/messing with you.

Are you Cheesing me right now?!

by Bellabooismypet November 15, 2016

Dick Cheese

The dried cum on your table, mousepad, and other things. It look likes cheese it is dried so much.

There was dick cheese everywhere!

by SilentFissure January 4, 2017

Voom voom cheese

Small of white or yellow build up, resembling cheese

Lodged in the male and female private parts

9/10 times carries a pungent odor.

You better go and bathe.. you want to get voom voom cheese

by Chocolate chip cookie. January 2, 2023

straight cheese curding

when something is highly valuable or another phrase for bussin

this bank is straight cheese curding.
the food is straight cheese curding

by heeshuger June 21, 2021

cheese

when something falls you shout cheese so that person has bad luck forever

*a pen falls*

Richie: ha! cheese!
Walter: I hate you

by redchemicals November 22, 2021